Meet Jerry, the friendliest terminal cancer you’ve ever seen.
Jerry the Cancer
Hi there! I know this may come as a shock to you, but I’m Jerry, your lung cancer. Boy, this is awkward. You look a bit pale, should we take a break here, or… OK, no, let’s just get this over with. That’s right, you have lung cancer; I’m not surprised, but anyway. First of all, I would like to thank you; after all, all that smoking is why I’m here today, so cheers to that, I’m quite grateful.