The First Date

Things to do on my first date with the girl from poetry class:

• comment on the weather.
• go for the kiss – no, too soon.
• compliment an item of clothing.
• ask about favorite foods.
• ask about favorite bands.
• cat person or dog person?
• go for the kiss – again? no, too soon.
• disagree on at least one subject but no more than two.
• tell a funny story.
• show interest in her current occupation.
• ask about hobbies.
• reveal something personal.
• ask to be in a relationship on Facebook – what, no, what’s wrong with you?!
• tell an emotional story.
• ask about favorite horror movie.
• ignore for 5 minutes so as to seem confident.
• declare undying love.