It’s time for partying, drinking, loud music, dancing, more drinking, and – oh, it’s 9PM. I haven’t got anything to do tomorrow, though. Then again, it’s 9PM, those places are so crowded and the music is so loud and I…
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By the Time You Read This…
By the time you read this, I might be dead.
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I Am Happy
I am standing in a field. It’s a beautiful, sunny day, the wind is gently blowing through the trees, birds are singing, I can hear a river flowing somewhere nearby, and I am happy. As I stand there with my…
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Dirty Things
I met a girl today, she came out of nowhere and sat next to me. She told me she’s seen me around and thinks I’m a really nice boy. She then smiled and whispered dirty things in my ear. I…
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Quack!
If you’re born of geese, chances are you’re a gosling. And yet, here I am…
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Summer
I have fallen head over heels in love with a girl named Summer. We met in a cold place where the snow burns and the flakes fall in reverse. She reeks of death and despair; it is what draws me…
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Life
A man in France died of a heart attack because a man in Africa had picked his nose three years before.
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Pour Me
She poured water into the glass until it was almost full. The glass yelled “STOP,” but she kept pouring until the glass spilled water all over her. That day would be remembered for the rest of her life. → The…