I’d Still Like To

    – Telekinesis. – Really? – Yeah, of course. – That’s kind of boring. – What? No, think about it; it’s basically all the coolest superpowers bundled into one. – How do you mean? – Well, since you can manipulate stuff with your mind, you can also manipulate your own body, so you can basically fly whenever you want. Then you’ve got super strength, ’cause like, I guess the more you work at it, the more powerful your… power is, right? And the easier it is to just smash everything in sight. – Yeah, but that’s not really super strength, because you’re just doing it with your mind, not your actual… body. – Well yeah, you are doing everything with your…

  • Wondrous

    Get out of my head, get out of my heart, I knew you were trouble from the very start. “Absolutely not, no way, no how,” Is what I should have said, looking back now. “I like your flags, all big…

  • Fucking Cupid

    I’ve never felt so stupid Than I do thinking of you. I want to say that we are through, If only not for fucking Cupid. Yup, we’ve got another introverted quatrain. → The Gallery of Me

  • Year Eight

    Here we are after 8 years at Clueless HQ and one year since our revival. It has been an unusually eventful year and rebuilding this website has turned out to be an unexpectedly great decision taken at just the right…