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  • The Story of Our Fucking Life Together

    Something I randomly came up with a year ago and only just now got around to writing it. ______________________________________ Our story begins at a fucking party. I’m fucking wasted and you’re fucking easy. Our eyes meet across the fucking room and I put my fucking moves on you for about…

  • Jerry the Cancer

    Meet Jerry, the friendliest terminal cancer you’ve ever seen. ______________________________________ Jerry the Cancer Hi there! I know this may come as a shock to you, but I’m Jerry, your lung cancer. Boy, this is awkward. You look a bit pale, should we take a break here, or… OK, no, let’s…

  • I Had a Dream About You

    Written at 4 in the morning, when my brain usually starts to sizzle, because sleeping like a normal person is so lame. ______________________________________ I Had a Dream About You I had a dream about you; about us. We were in love and sitting in the park, next to the lake…

  • Retribution

    Written in 2010. ______________________________________ Retribution ‘Why,’ she screamed with her heart racing. He pushed his hands against the door behind her and leaned forward with an evil smirk on his face. ‘How dare you,’ he uttered grinding his teeth. She turned her head away from him and closed her eyes…

  • I Lo… athe You!

    Written on April 3rd, 2010. ______________________________________ I Lo… athe You! Life is unfair. You finally get your pot of gold, but then it turns out to be nothing more than chocolates, wrapped in tin foil. The worst part is that you fall for it every single time, with no exception.…

  • The Beginning of The End

    This short story I wrote when I was in the 10th grade, as an assignment my teacher gave me. I remember she was very impressed, but now that I think about it, she may not have had the highest of expectations from a 16 year old studying math and computer…