I take comfort in knowing that I’m smarter, better looking and overall a better person than your newfound love interest and since you chose that newfound love interest over me, that also says a lot about your own judgement, or lack thereof. Dumb is what you are; quite dumb. I’m happy it turned out this way, because now I see your true colors and they look nothing like anything I’d ever be interested in.
Goodbye and good riddance!
I’m nothing without you, please come back to me!