I happened to see a short documentary about sloths. They have no interest whatsoever in personal hygiene and are probably the dirtiest animals on Earth, they can sleep for 18 hours, wake up to scratch and then go back to sleep, they constantly move in slow motion because anything other than sleeping is such a drag, and they can swim. Or just… like… float, because they’re sloths and they don’t give a damn.

I honestly think they’re the happiest animals in the world.

And the creepiest…

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